Sunday, September 25, 2011

Brithdays

We had a busy day yesterday, another one today, because we are going to Maggie's party, or not. We are going to have fun today. There will be cake and more food to eat. Now I am thinking of last year, it was more fun with the playground, a slide, some climby thingy, and a little house with a ship wheel. That was fun and slide things too. I do not know what they are called. Today is going to be so much fun yay! Holden is coming the day after tomorrow. It is our birthday yay! Fun Center here I come, in a couple of days.

At the truck stop I had a mouse pancake and bacon.

I think we caught the rat. I think Daddy needs to check.

I am hungry.

Mommy is sleeping with a baby house chicken, yucky gross.

I need to type faster so I can eat my pancake and a muffin, yum yum. So that is why I type fast. AA types slow, because he is not as hungry as I am. I want a muffin and my pancake. That will be a great breakfast. I am really hungry. AA is not because he is looking at pictures and wasting time. I am going to be done before night now. AA was watching Thomas videos. I love today because I am doing this faster than two days ago. I don't feel good, not much. I am excited. I am way ahead of AA. I will get to play games first. AA is going to be so bored. I do not think I can type any more. Daddy wants the page about full. Daddy has something to show us. I cannot see what it is, maybe Hot Wheels or a little machine. Those will be great. It is a game I want to play it, maybe it has a slingshot. I do not know what it is. I want to know what it is. I am thinking about it. Daddy scared me two times. I do not know what to type now. Daddy has to make a phone call so I have to keep typing.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Henry

Yesterday Mommy let as do school in till daddy got back, so we still wanted to play on the computer.

Pizza Delivery it is so much fun. Like the truck game and other ones.

Why do I smell apples? Oh I love this day, pretty much. Daddy is working hard all day.

Once there was a cat in a hat, looking at the map then took a nap and then he jumped out the hat. The end.

On Sunday were going to Maggie's party. Oh that wold be fun because I love her so much. We tell jokes play lots of stuff. We're going to my favorite creek. I am not swimming. I am playing in the play ground. I  think there is one. Holden might be there. Yay, yay, yay, I am so exited to go play with Maggie and Holden because I love them. They're different but there my best cousins.

I am hungry. I do not like today. I feel better now. AA was playing games. AA is in big trouble. AA keeps lying and keeps playing games and running around.

I have a splinter.

Once there was a train named Henry. One day Henry had a accident, he fell in a mud pit. Percy helped him up. Henry was surprised. The End     

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Lollipop

We had fun yesterday because we played games and had laser pops for a treat. I am excited to play angry farm animals, it is like Angry Birds pretty much, not all of it.
 
 Last night I forgot to put my cup into the fridge.

Oh, this day is going to be fun, pretty much. I think I got AA's brain because am I going faster or know what to type about.

Maybe the doctor will help me figure this out when I go for my check up tomorrow, for a test. It is like a early check up, no shots, they hurt to much. Mommy says when you have medicine when you are not sick you'll get sick. So I want to be healthy so I do not get a shot. AA screams when he gets one.

I am doing good on my blogs every day, but Monday because it is our day off. This is exciting because I'll be done soon if I keep typing this the same speed as now, I get to play math games and logic puzzles that give your brain a work out.  It is funny, brains do not work out. It is stupid maybe it is a joke.

AA has been interrupting me wile Daddy was up stairs, it is true, I am not lying. I smile when I lie so does AA.

Sometimes AA throws stuff and I get on him.

Daddy is going Salamanca. We're going to have fun, so is Daddy. We'll like Mommy watching us. Daddy might go in a minute or three. I thought he was leaving. Now he is going to Salamanca, or not,  Daddy is coming back       

by Djamolodine 

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Molly

Once there was a cat in an attic playing hide and seek. Nobody found him, so they gave up. The cat won the game. He was the best player ever. So they got a dog to help out. Then the dog won. Everyone was surprised that it found them when they were in a hole in the ground. They moved, but did not take the dog. The dog was not happy so he snook into the car under a seat. That dog was really sneaky. Then it was happy. The owner was mad and then the owner kicked him. The End

Tomorrow it is our day off, yay! That will be so much fun. I am going to play Angry  Birds and watch Accidents Will Happen and there is a big Thomas ride-on train. Daddy is coming to ride with me. That will be fun. It looks fun too. Oh we can have the little Thomas for Zaine when we watch him or Skyler. I will push so it goes faster. Zaine will like it. I will make a hill for the train. If it will not go up, I will push it up the hills and it will go fast from me pushing.

Once there was a cat jumping down the street. Then it ran in a house. It looked nice on the outside, but had traps on the inside, lots and lots of traps and camouflaged traps. The cat saw a ramp, so he climbed the ramp and thought a trap was a bridge. The cat got squished, so did the owner. The End

What else I love about Thomas is when things fall on a different train or diesels. Oh and on one of the shows Molly and Emily battle. The name of the show is Molly vs Emily. Emily won. I thought Molly would win, because Emily's tender was off the edge. When Molly's tender was off the track she was out of power, so Emily won. This is why Molly ran out of power, the batteries are in the tender, and when Molly's tender was off the track she got weak. So Emily won because her batteries had a rest.     

                                      

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Tooth

Last night when I was brushing my teeth my tooth fell out. The tooth fairy did not give me any candy. I told Mommy to write a letter for what I want from her. I don't want this to happen again. I'm tellng Mommy about this until she understands.

Once there was a cat on a dog jumping and scratching. The dog was angry and chased it all over the park and city. Then they came to a dangerous bridge, no dogs allowed, because it was a cat bridge. If a dog was on it or something heaver it will break. The End

When I'm done I am going to play with Skyler or little fussy pants. I am ahead of AA. I accidentally deleted everything. I thought that I needed to start all over again. Daddy fixed it. I am happy. I forgot about the candy, not much, but I did. If I keep this up I will be done in a hour. So I will play with the baby and watch Thomas. I am three lines ahead of AA. Mommy and Daddy need to work so I will watch him. After he leaves I will watch Thomas Accidents Will Happen. I am going to the chickenstock with bunnies, chicks and more. I can not say them all, because there are so many animals. It will be fun.

Once there was a cat that was acting like a chihuahua, because it was a chihuahua. The owner thought that it was a funny cat, because it was dancing funny. So he brought it back to the pet shop. Nobody wanted it, so it died. The End

I will be done. AA's watching videos. After this is done I get to eat. I was lucky yesterday, because I was done.

Once there was a dog named Lucky he was not really lucky. He was lost in a dangerous building with a hole in floor. A dog catcher fell in the hole, another one slipped on ice and fell in a pond and got really cold and was ice. When they went off in their truck it was on fire, because the wire that connects to the heater and thats way the truck was on fire. The End

I will be done and have some cookies for breakfast. I am hungery so that's way I am going fast. AA's going slow for breakfast. I want a cookie a tortilla and milk. 

Friday, September 16, 2011

GYM

Once there was a cat eating dog food.  A dog was eating cat food. The owner that it was funny it was like opposite day when it was so they made a party bloons everywhere and steamers to it was so much fun at pinata time then puppets popped. Out everywhere The End and at the fun center I'm going to play hideinsik in the GYM. The GYM is huge I'll get conthust witch way it is like a maze I might give up and then run out of the GYM to tell Mommy about it then Mommy well help me. Do it fun Tuesday is when where doing I'm so exsided I cant what till Tuesday athter Tuesday or ride the bus. Or race car. I just do not know what to do Mommy gave us milk when you were at the cort house Daddy were lucky at the fun center I am going down the huge slid three or four times and try not to be nerves about the huge slid I will try it Clara died like Owl but bigger I am having cookies for breakfast I want to lick the spoon I needed to type till you got home Daddy I want English muffins and there is no more muffins for me today because I do not want some muffins I wanted you to came home Once there was a cat in a GYM working out for the week then a dog came and cat cast the dog and never stopped because hes muscles are huge The End
on my video there is accidents happen I like it because trains crash together fall and crash trains off the track and pulling stuff  

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

If I went for a walk I'll see an ice cream store and the dentist. I went in the ice cream store. After I was done I went for a check up. Then I saw a puppy I petted the puppy. Then on my way home I saw a basketball team I played for a long time. Then we went home for the night. The next day we went to the grocery store.

Once there was a doggy dancing. then he said to his brother "Want to dace?" "No not now, I got to eat" The doggy's dancing brother, Ago, hit a pipe so he ran into the woods.

Why do birds fly south? Because it is too far to walk.

What gets lost every time you stand up? Your lap.

What kind of dog has no tail? A hot dog.

What is the last thing you take off when you go to bed? You take your feet off the floor.

What do giraffes have that no other animals have? Little giraffes.

 Why does the fireman wear red suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Why did the little boy throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

What is the best way to make a fire with two sticks? Make sure one of the sticks is a match.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? "My pop is bigger then your pop."

What goes up when rain comes down? An umbrella.

What kind of animals jump higher than a house? All kinds of animals. Houses can not jump

What holds up a train? Bad men.                    

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

UFO

 Once there was a car in RS to get a paint job at Romone's. His friend is Greta.
  Mommy has the hiccups it's funny when it starts.

The Tooth Fairy is coming tomorrow night yay. I will be getting a push pop, a red one. Double yay. I'm excited about tonight.

Once there was a cat that was playing in the fire pit. So it throws twigs all over the fire pit then it was lost in the twigs.

Once there was a dog named Dogu. It was lonely all day, so it ran away to a pizza store for something to eat because it was hugery and the pizza store was the closest to home. Dogu thought it was why he got kicked out. Because he was bothering the baby named Socute, because it was so cute and crawls all over the house, even up the stairs. So he went to a pet shop far away and a customer came in and had Dogu forever and was happy about it.

When we get the boomerang bird it's going to be fun with them getting shot at the pigs or in the air and click when it's coming down.

Mommy said there was a UFO. I'm scared about the UFO. I want to see it. I hope I see it. I don't believe in UFOs they are not real it doesn't make sense to believe it.  I need to see it.                          

Friday, September 9, 2011

Chicken

Last night Mommy got two sandwiches. Once there was a doggy that's name was Queew. It got three puppies. They were just born in two years. It was their birthday. They were two. It was strange. The End

I got my head phones on so I can listen to music like the Green Grass All Around thing or I don't know, Down the Bay, the duck song, maybe. I like the Sesame street Elmo song. I like the Zaine "come on" thing. Zaine will think it's funny. It is not really funny. He will dance the beat, a funny beat. Yesterday was garbage day. Once there was a cat that was listening to music. Listening to lot of songs, like the one I'm listening to right now, the rainbow song. I don't know what this song is called. I have no idea. I love this because it's funny it is called Down by the Bay. It is a great song. The End

I don't know what to type. Mommy didn't wake up yet, but it's 1:04. I'm dancing to the beat. It's fun. This is a weird song. This is funny, pretty funny. This is my sunshine.

Once there was a chicken with headphones on wherever it went, but it wouldn't fit in coop. It would not fit in the door or the holes. So it was miserable. Then the coop exploded! Wood flew all over the place, even in the trees. The wood in the trees feel on someone's head, which is AA's head. Then it was in half. The End

Now I really don't know what to type about. Now Daddy gave me a idea. I'll type about him. Yesterday he wrote a note about the headphones and he did not cut my nails, because I was in bed, but it was 9:00 before Daddy got home.                                    

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Kittiy In The Fire

Today for breakfast were having Fruit Loops. They're so good. I love them. I want them. I'm excited, I can't wait. I have a bug bite on me. 

Once there cat and a dog that played all summer. When the cat left the dog forgot about the cat. When it came back the dog chased it everywhere. Then the cat ran away. The dog was in trouble, big trouble. So he was in the house for a week. Then the owner got two cats at the pet shop. The dog was surprised. The End

I got bug bites all over me, so I think I'll tell Mommy about them.                                                                                                                                                              
Daddy you said he will get me some headphones for music. My birthday is in two weeks and five days. If Daddy leaves and forgets his note I'll give it to him if I'm done with this long blog. I want my blog back to normal. I don't like it this way. The pinky is called a pinky because one side is pink, and the other side is yellow. AA has to start over. I'm ahead of him. Yay! It's like I teased him, so I'll get Frootloops first and milk. Great day, a really great day. Daddy is getting milk for me, none for AA. I just know it, not really, I thought he would. I'm bored. I feel left out.

Once there was a cat that was born. It was brown and white. Its name is Also. When he grew up he was black, then he dropped into the fire pit when a fire was in there. The fire was following him in the woods in the park. The End

 I don't want to do this till midnight. If I only typed fast like Mommy and Daddy, but I can't see under my fingers, nobody can, but I don't now how they do that. I just don't know. I want to learn it after this is done. Daddy will teach me for school and more things about I-don't-know-what, what makes car wheels go... If  you don't know, I'll see it on Beakman, because there is a show about it. There is a tank truck at Choice. It just left. Is it the tank truck that is small one or the one it with the trailer. One my favorite tank truck. It's a half an hour till its 9:00, but I'm still ahead of him. Mommy got AA a new band-aid from her super band-aid place. It's a fuzzy band-aid. I can't what till supper, because were not having Fruit loops for supper. I want taco bell  for supper, because we didn't have it for lots of nights and I want nachos and tacos, but I need to do these. Then I'll eat before AA. I love you so much. I love Mommy about the same amount. Well I could have been done if AA was not talking the whole time. Mommy and Daddy were outside. I'm almost going to be done. AA's playing with Lightning McQueen and changing colors. I'm going to tell Daddy that AA talked when he was not allowed to. Daddy's coming down. I typed a lot. I should type lots, so Daddy can check  this.
                  
                 

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Kitty Story

There is a dead mosquito under the computer. It's really scary and about three inches is long.

Once there was a cat in a bowl with milk all over and wherever it went it was wet. He mad the stairs wet and everything. Then he got a bath. He jumped out and got everything wetter. After supper it went outside then a dog came. The cat ran up a tree. The firemen came, but they couldn't reach a high branch. They needed a different firetruck. When it came it, the mission was accomplished.

When Daddy leaves, he will get me headphones. I don't know what to type for today. I did not remind Daddy about my fingernails and toenails. I want Daddy to check this, so I'll do it fast, I'll try. We had so much fun last night. When Daddy was little Gramma Grampa had 8- tracks. I'm getting upset, so after this is done make me feel happy by watching Beakmen, because I did not watch it for three or two days. I don't know about four maybe. So today I'm watching it, I really am, because it's one of my favorite shows on Netflix. Last night I did not sleep. I'm staying here in till I'm done.  

Once there was a kitten. It was lost and hungry. Then it found a pet shop. He went in. He jumped in a cage. The owner had customers. They got the kitten and took good care of him and had a good time with him. Now the owner will have so much fun when the kitten grows up. He was digging in the garden, so they put him in a cage. They kept him inside for a week. He was sad. He got no food or water. At night he crept out of the cage and caught mice, lots and lots, and then he was not hugery for a week. The End

The more food I see, the hungrier I get. So I want sandwiches and cereal and milk to drink. I want to do my typing game. I really want to play it because I like it. ...well a little bit. This looks long. I typed a lot, pretty much lots.         
                     

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

My Dog story

I just talked while mommy was on the phone, like always, every day. So if it rings again, I'm not making a sound, not a peep. So I'll try not to make a noise.

Once there was a dog that was sick, so he needed hot water and food. The next day he was better and he played all day. That night he got a puppy, a brown one with black spots. They went to the attic for bed, because there is a doggy bed for everyone. Then a cat came and jumped on the puppy.  The big dog bumped it and they cuddled together for the night. The end.

At the camp it wasn't the way I wanted it to be. I played horseshoes I got a double ringer. I played on the trampoline with Holden, Maggie, and Hayden. It was fun. I bounced high. AA bounced low. We fought. We were not allowed to play on it. I wanted to sit. Calya left tommy at the camp out, so he had to wait there in the tent. AA was squishing me in the tent and Daddy was squishing Mommy. She was squishing AA. He was squishing me. All night at the camp out Daddy's phone was ringing.  It woke me up. When I was going pee a daddy long leg crawled up the wall. I did not cook one hot dog, I am really upset. I hope Duane understands next year or I'll write a letter for him just in case.

My full name is: Djamolodine Duane Shaffer 

I live in: Brookville, because Mommy took me here. 

The state I live in is: Pennsylvania

When I grow up I want to be a: Race car driver. I want to be a race car driver, because I like them. Their spoiler, their paint, everything, that's why, but I don't like being runned over. Dance to the beat of the radio.    
My favorite holiday is: Halloween, because of the candy and lollipops. I want to dress up as Lightning. I'll go vroom and scare them. They'll think I'm McQueen. I'll pick which candy I want.   
           

Sunday, September 4, 2011

The Camp Out Today

Today we are going camping with my best big sister ever Cayla. Zaine is not coming because he will fall into the fire. I cant wait. Don't forget the marshmallows and night light. I'm sitting by Cayla and I'm cooking my own hot dogs tonight.

Mommy said that a rat was a water bottle. She went closer and it moved and ran to Choice.

Choice is called Choice because it has chocolate and ice, so they called it Choice.

Tonight I will play tag with Holden all day. Holden will not catch me at all because I'm fast. AA's almost done. Now I want to go. If the fire works come I'll watch it in the tent at the camp out. I will be happy. Daddy got a camera. I took pictures of AA and Daddy. Daddy got a tooth in pop. It's there for a week. Mommy got our clothes. When I'm done I'll put them on so we can be early and quick before Holden leaves.