Wednesday, September 14, 2011

If I went for a walk I'll see an ice cream store and the dentist. I went in the ice cream store. After I was done I went for a check up. Then I saw a puppy I petted the puppy. Then on my way home I saw a basketball team I played for a long time. Then we went home for the night. The next day we went to the grocery store.

Once there was a doggy dancing. then he said to his brother "Want to dace?" "No not now, I got to eat" The doggy's dancing brother, Ago, hit a pipe so he ran into the woods.

Why do birds fly south? Because it is too far to walk.

What gets lost every time you stand up? Your lap.

What kind of dog has no tail? A hot dog.

What is the last thing you take off when you go to bed? You take your feet off the floor.

What do giraffes have that no other animals have? Little giraffes.

 Why does the fireman wear red suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Why did the little boy throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

What is the best way to make a fire with two sticks? Make sure one of the sticks is a match.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? "My pop is bigger then your pop."

What goes up when rain comes down? An umbrella.

What kind of animals jump higher than a house? All kinds of animals. Houses can not jump

What holds up a train? Bad men.                    

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